Guns vs Snakes

So come to find out from my happy hour last Friday night that some Australians are afraid to come to America because they’ll get shot. (Thanks again Fox News) The ladies asked me if I was afraid of getting shot? No. Maybe if you were in south central LA, at night, alone, MAYBE. But no, your chances of getting shot are slim to none. So the ladies put it all into perspective for me. My chance of seeing a snake is about the same chance of me getting shot in west Omaha. I still don’t believe them and they don’t believe me. So come to America and get shot as soon as you step foot off the plane or come to Australia where there are biblical plagues of poisonous snakes in your homes.